gunk

Someone who acts/says or does stupid or silly things
He put salt in my tea, what a gunk!
by who me?? January 02, 2006
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gunk

unidentified fluid/mush found on an object
There is gunk on my hand.
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Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.
Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker
by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021
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Gunk Fungler

A multi coloured news mascot, commited to online social anarchy. Someone who stands for the lonely dregs of society. A true hero.
"Did you see the vote for that Mascot last night? I hope everybody was encouraged to vote for that Gunk Fungler!
by TheRealRomeo May 01, 2017
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Gunk-fucking

(v.) using up the dregs of your weed stash

i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
My plug is out of town for another week, looks like it's time to start gunk-fucking.
by Emery.0 April 18, 2022
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snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009
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Gamer Gunk

Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!
"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M
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