cum gumble

The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.

Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.

by John Luna May 14, 2017

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

Gumplefick

a more modest substitute for the word 'fuck'; can be used in all phrases where 'fuck' is appropriate

Oh gumplefick I failed that exam!

by Ohhh Word December 6, 2010

barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003

Gumpless

Has no sexlife; sexless

Ex. Most nerds in this country are supremely Gumpless!

by Matt Whited April 21, 2006

gumple

a very fat person with lots of acne

wow look at that gumple

by kelly March 28, 2004

Gumple

Two people having sex; sex-couple

Ex. Bobby and Sue are some gumple, eh?

by Matt Whited April 21, 2006