Grunger

A grunger is someone who listens to a subculteral type of music called grunge. A grunger is always being stereotyped as a "skater" and being mocked for their taste in clothes, becasue of the simple fact they don't have one. Grungers wear whatever they can find. This usually means flannel shirts and faded holey jeans. Most grungers are male(though not all) and have long(sometimes greasy)hair. Grungers are also mocked for their hygiene and cleanliness, as grungers don't give a shit what people think of them. Grunge bands include Nirvana, Pearl Jam and many others. A grungers worst enemy is a townie.

Townie #1: Safe maht, innit?
Townie #2: A'ight.
Townie #1: Fucking grungas round, fuckin' knock 'em out, cos I'm 'ard.
Townie #2: 'Ow then, let's go knock 'em out.
Townies meet a grunger
Grunger: Evening.
Townie #1: Fuckin' mosha.
Grunger:...
Grunger plays "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Townies burn.
THE END

by Dicko November 8, 2004

gruner

Gruner is a simplification of "Grüner Veltliner" (correct English spelling: Gruener Veltliner)- a grape variety grown widely in Austria; the local wine-makers produce all kind of wines from this grape, from the greatest examples of world class quality to simply wines for everyday drinking and even for mixing with mineral water. The popularity of "Gruener" (!) is steadily growing in the USA, even more in GB.

I´ve tasted a marvallous Gruner (correct: Gruener) yesterday.

by abcm October 16, 2008

Grunderpants

Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.

I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.

She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.

I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Güntermobile

Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).

Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.

Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

by HerrGünter April 21, 2013

Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

Grunder Trifecta

A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.

The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.

The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.

While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014