Groundhog Technique

When somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. You then use said information to impress them.

"A drunk girl at a bar told me she was a Virgo in some random conversation. I went out for a cig a while later and she followed. She asked me the same set of questions about my 'sign' as she had inside the bar. I said, 'let me guess, you're a virgo'. Her jaw dropped. An hour later I was getting a BJ in her car" - Zenitram

Groundhog Technique

by TheBrightSide October 13, 2010

Ass Groundhog

A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year

jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs

by twiSSt September 20, 2006

Groundhog Sex

The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...

That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!

by Sunspyre October 12, 2003

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

by rr11 May 22, 2014

groundhog day

a day in which a ground hog sticks his little little baby head out of a little little itsy hole. if the ground hog sees his shadaw then were all fucked!!! JUST KIDDING! then it means that its still winter instead of spring. it is also the important holiday of the year!!

I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY!!! its a VERY VERY VERY important holiday!

person 1: Groundhog days this saturday!
person 2: who cares?
person 1: um its only the most important holiday of the year!!!
person 2: No its not its not even important.
person 1: HELLO! what other holiday do you know of where a groundhog comes up from the ground and tells you the season!?!?!?

by DAYUMM crackerjack! January 30, 2008

Groundhog Year

A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.

March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.

by Monkey's Dad February 22, 2021