your grounded

your mother sez ur grounded so you sneek out to your friends or bf/gfhouse1

" YOUR GROUNDED!" screams my mom " okay bi"sez i

by hephulump April 17, 2007

Grounded

Taking a Viagra before a date and not getting laid, in other words "not being cleared for take-off"

Last night I got grounded. I was stuck on the Tarmack. I popped a Blue Bullet before I went out with her and never got laid!

by loungeguy January 10, 2009

Grounded

Getting so ripped that you can't feel yo legs

J Keezy hit dat bizzong and got grounded mad hard.

by Mary J Marijuana October 23, 2009

Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.

Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.

by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021

grounded

another word meaning for laughter

friend: look at this video
Y/N: IM GROUNDED HELPPPP

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

Grounded Discord

A anitok server filled with disgusting teens and pedophilles who smell of shit and Dino nuggets. If you’re in this server kill your self immediately

Hey bro, are you in The Grounded Discord?
No, that shits for faggots

by jemeatsavior July 7, 2022

Grounded

A word used widely in the Go!Animate community

"Kayloo, Your Grounded For 99999999999999999 years"

by sprinklekit is hot June 17, 2024