groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

groin juice

The fluid that collects on and around a guys dick, gooch, and anus after any strenuous exercise.

This swetty liquid, combined with a little cock cheese will make one sick dirty sanchez

See. battery acid

1) if you say one more word i swear im gonna get you with the filthiest GROIN JUICE SANCHEZ ever!!

2)Oh Shit!! I cant believe you just wiped your groin juice on my mouth! You sick mother fucker!!

by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

Groin Nectar

The Stew of Juices. A.K.A spooge, jizz, ejaculate, semen, sperm, or knuckle children.

Hey there girl you look thirsty? You look like you could use a freshly jerked glass of groin nectar.

by Dennis Vignola, Paul deMont November 22, 2009

Groin Game

Groin Game is a sport often played on buses and trains where two combatants (or Gladiators) face each other sitting down, and attempt to either hold their opponents legs open at at least a 60 degree angle (playing from the inside) or pin their opponents legs together for 3 seconds (playing from the outside). An adjucator is present to preside over the match. There are currently 2 weight divisions, Chodeweight and Banterweight. The sport was invented by Guus van Grunt, a Flemish nobleman, in Groningen, Netherlands in 1782. It is currently most popular in London, England on public transport.

Omar: Hey, let's play Groin Game!
Unsuspecting Female: Help! Rape!

by Vlad-the-Impaler February 16, 2012

groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008

groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)

I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

punch to groin

when one spreads a male's legs and delivers a refreshing blow to his nuts using the fist

I was moaning on the floor after Jenny gave me a punch to groin.

by ZeroPhantom September 30, 2005