Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003

grocks

Combination of the words great and rocks. Is meant to denote something so exciting/awe-inspiring that not just one of those above words will suffice.

"Dude, you finally got an internet connection in your room?"

"Yeah, it fucking grocks!"

by Scarecrow March 24, 2005

Grock

Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."

nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?

by das shopper April 22, 2009

grock

a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.

She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.

by honeynutcheerios October 7, 2009

grocktologist

its the man thats the guy and no one can do shit about it god dammit!!!!!!!

grocktologist ohhhh ohhhhhhttt

by Kasper December 1, 2004

Grock

Hench fuckers

Jacks such a grock

by The booth January 25, 2019

Grockles

something that is crazy is grockles

Gary became grockles when he tries to understand the meaning of life.

by Brosef Wiener September 22, 2019