Grofriti

An asshole who keeps stealing all of my fucking times in ULTRAKILL.

Grofriti stole my time again!

by PapyrusGames101 July 4, 2023

groffsauce

SHIP NAME FOR LIN AND GROFF. BEST. THING. EVER.

idk how to use groffsauce in a sentence lmao

by its litty titty October 3, 2017

groff

Someone who cannot spell correctly or say the word "peculiar". May be, perhaps, legally retarded and drives around in and Oldsmobile.

Man, Chris is such a freakin' groff

by i'llnevertell August 21, 2004

groff

An obvious flub or mistake in the world of percussion

Guy 1: Yo, did you see how bad Pedro played last night? He really groffed up the 4 count drum fill!

Guy 2: You're full of crap, Jeff.

by Buddy Rich's ghost August 21, 2004

Groff

A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."

*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*

Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.

by LauraNewt April 30, 2006

groff

An internet radio talk show host that could beat up Imus and Limbaugh in a sickening display of verbal machismo.

The Michael Groff Show rocked tonight!

by Aztecia September 26, 2007

Groff

v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.

v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.

by Arthur Middleton February 15, 2008