Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

grindring

The act of using the phone application Grindr which bisexual and gay men use to meet others for sexual encounters.

Wes was grindring all last night trying to find a booty call.

by pred69 December 15, 2011

grindcore

An extremely chaotic style of music which combines many genres, notable hardcore and metal. The bands may consist of a typical four piece unit (vocalist, guitarist, bassist, drummer), although some include keyboards and samples. The vocals are almost always screaming, and singing is very uncommon, if used at all. The time signatures, tempos, and key signatures used are often very random, and many bands in the genre are known for purposefully not keeping time. The guitar and bass are often very distorted and downtuned. All instruments usually have very random parts which usually do not use any rules of musical theory. The lyrics and song titles are also very random and usually do not make sense. A very popular way to identify these bands is by their song lengths, as they are usually approximately 1 min or less.

Anal Cunt, The Locust, Napalm Death, Fuck the Facts, Pig Destroyer, Swarrrm.

by MatthewK September 2, 2005

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Gerund-grinder

A profession in the prehistoric era where one's life purpose is to grind those gerunds all day everyday.

"Hey did you do your dailies today?"
"Nah man, I don't have time to grind dailies, xp, or money. I'm a gerund-grinder. Do you even gerund-grind bro?"

by loreaesthetics September 1, 2022

italian grinder

Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.

That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!

by thefockers November 14, 2014

fortnite grinder

it means some one who grinds on fortnite

im a fortnite grinder i play all day and all night

by Danejf November 5, 2018