Geoffery

What exactly is happening right now. What am I seeing exactly. Well it seems as though it's a back with legs. What? Well there is no ass at all, so there is only his back attached to legs that walk. So it's a walking back Seem as though that's what it is. A no ass with back and legs. Well what's the other side look like....a large protruding stomach as if he is pregnant. So, wait let me get this right....he has no ass only a back with legs and a pregnate stomach? Yep, what a sight to see. But, wait I'm not finnished have you seen the top? No, what is it? It's a mangled grill....huh? It is a bunch of teeth mangled and rotten black. Man I can not imagine what is below....I'm not sure either it was to small to see. I can only imagine how a woman would sleep with him....it would be like riding a pregnant woman . Omg did you really go there. Yes, I did.

What is a geoffery?
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.

by Swingerboy99 July 21, 2019

Geoffery

A tall, lanky, ugly, skinny, druggy crackhead. It's one thing to see him, it's another to see him open his mouth. Man oh man. Dude got beat with the ugly stick....twice. I cant figure out what is going on. No ass. Protruding stomach....is he pregnant? Busted teeth. I mean busted. Not only busted, but rotten. Rotten,busted, ugly ass, no ass, skinny, lanky druggy. Sells drugs to make friends. Only reason anyone speaks to him is to buy drugs. What a pathetic way to live. What a pathetic way to look, I mean daaaamn.

A geoffery is a prime example of "crack kills".

by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019

Geoffrey

noun. A disproportional or abnormally large abdomen (i.e. stomach, belly, gut, tummy, pooch, bread basket, paunch, spare tire, etc.) that can be misinterpreted or has at some point been misconstrued as a mid-late term pregnancy.

pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.

noun- "I really have to start working out and eating better, because I'm starting to get a Geoffrey."

pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"

by DiyDomTheBuilder April 18, 2014

Geoffrey

A goat with no hair on chin .

Boy you’re not growing any hair , you’re such a Geoffrey.

by The Niggawhisperer October 9, 2017

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014