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Grapefruit Goods

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company
Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com
by Frank Mcdole June 29, 2010
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grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.
Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!
by DesX September 23, 2014
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Grapefruit technique

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.
Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"
by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018
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Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty
mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.
by SecCom October 9, 2004
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Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.
when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.
by lil bo pussy June 16, 2018
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grapefruit launcher

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
by Brad D. November 25, 2006
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grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
by candyskull May 1, 2009
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