You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
by Kcoda August 03, 2022
1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.
2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa
( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets
4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask
( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets
4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask
by TIMEFUSION2424 October 06, 2021
Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"
John"no it's rudeboy grandad"
Colin" thank fuck for that!"
John"no it's rudeboy grandad"
Colin" thank fuck for that!"
by Colin John September 29, 2018