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Lindsey Graham

A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.
Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!
by William Eitch Macy October 20, 2020
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graham norton

What all gay guys should aspire to be. Well, him or Freddy Mercury.
Queen Latifa- queen by name


Graham Norton- Queen by Nature


----from v. graham norton
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
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Graham

A Graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. They generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. He is a god. Grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their class. If you meet a Graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. A Graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. A Graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a classic American sports guy (Football, Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse). Nonetheless, Graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly....
Guy1: "What the hell is Graham doing here? Isn't he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?"

Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."

Example 2 ~

Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
by WeLikeToPissOfOldWhitePeople August 27, 2013
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Lindsey Graham

1. A bitch ass republican who wants to suck Donald Trumps Dick. Trump wont let him because he's too much of a bitch. He also has a lisp and is a disgrace to all the LGBT community.

2. A Dick weasel

3. A closet homophobe with a female name.
A douchebag: Trump won the election there was mass vote fraud
Me: Thanks Lindsey Graham
Bystander: That douchebag is a total Lindsey Graham.
by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020
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Graham Chapman

My favorite Monty Python member. Unfortunately for me, he is the only dead one.
Likewise, my favorite HP character (Fred) dies. HP is also english, like Graham Chapman & the rest of Monty Python.
by Hannibal Lector42 May 23, 2011
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Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.
Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010
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Next Graham

A scary scottish man who ravages through your facebook friends naming their features. Studying at glasgow university. Joining the xbox live party of a younger age group, making paedophilic threats.
Eddie: I'm looking through you're facebook, you've got some beautiful girls on there.

Joe: Bun that, stop being some next graham.
by joeydahoey November 26, 2011
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