goths 

Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)

Goth: 1 Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.

Goth: 2 I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.

Me: Fuckin Goths.

goths by Super Telecom September 7, 2008

Goths 

Somebody who is tricked by other goths into thinking that dressing in all black, dyeing their hair, and saying "anticonformist stuff will set them apart from the "Sheeple" <- people who act like sheep, aka conformists. but in reality, they are merely conforming to an anti-conformitist role. doesn't make sence, i know.

All GOTHS EVER: I hate you for loving (mainstream item) thats why you are a loser conformist.
Me: go eat a razor, and stop acting like every other goth. Ever

Goths by Eppiccnniicckk November 15, 2009

goths 

*Goths are people who have no originality and decide to go through some sort of rebellious stage to piss people off and start wearing black and listening to stupid EMO music! They make fun of all the rich preppy kids because they want to be rich and popular and preppy but they are NOT so they whine about it and say they hate the world! honestly someone should shoot them and put them out of their misery! theyre even more conformist and mainstream than preps! and they dont even look as cute! sOrrY to all the goths but get a life! xOxO

person1:that kids dressed in all black, i he goth?
person2:yeah he tried to kill himself last week!
person1: pathetic..

goths by Cierra Wallace April 12, 2005

goths 

A complete waste of space and decent oxygen that could be used 2 keep a rapist or a murderer alive. they are quite simply the lowest and most scum-like form of life to ever crawl out of marilyn manson's drugged up arsehole (otherwise known as his mouth). Goths have the confidence of pee wee herman at a PTA meeting. They are known for cutting every essential vein in their body and are 100% of the time in a state of depression. I beg you if you're not one of these god-awful satan lovers then please note that goth hunting season is still going strong. When you smell that ludicrous smell of BO and grunge sweat take out your pistols, take out ur aks and bust a bigger black hole in them than is in their heart. First to hang 10 goth heads from green day's nostril hairs gets a free CD and pie (CD subject to availibility, pies are in constant supply so don't delay)

Smell, depression, black lipstick, white blusher and black eyeliner and black make-up. SICK!

goths by "JBoi Blu" and "Cool Mo D Yellop" feat. Odds Bodkin January 4, 2005

goths 

Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)

Goth 1: Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.

Goth 2: I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.

Me: Fuckin Goths.

goths by Super Telecom July 18, 2006

goths 

strange people who wear all black even in unbelevably hot weather, generally goths are all twats.... and they smell sweaty

goth1:im a goth
goth2:we're all gay
goth3:lets slit our wrists in the cemetry
all goths: ok

goths by sadomasochist:D:D:D:D August 11, 2006

goths 

pieces of shit who wear vampire capes, shop at hot topic, and listen to death metal. death metal is pure satanic bullshit and possesses them. I dont care if they like korn or iron maiden that stuff is fuckin awesome i listen to that but dont wear black and hang out at the oasis for 5 hours and play ddr. i hate any goth who really IS a goth, i hate anyone who dresses like a goth, i hate any 12 year old shit that tries to be gothic to be cool but they dont realize no one likes them. And every death metal band shud die a painful death with a rusty knife.

The members of Cannibal Corpse and their cover artist should die immediately. They are worthless masses of organic matter that spawned from incest.

goths by goths will die August 15, 2004