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A ridiculous creature, part goth, part torture-monster. If you win its heart, even if you're not trying to, it *might* be devastatingly romantical and turn its ridiculous charisma and decent emotional depth and intelligence towards winning your heart as well. However beware this wily creature - the attention span and depth are not as promised, and you'll end up with your heart devoured and ripped apart, and it won't even bother to eat the heart, just spit out the fibrous shreds, sneering/smirking/sighing at your ridiculousness for having believed its claims/promises/vows. Very hard to recover from an attack from one of these creatures.
"wow, you look like shit, what the fuck has been going on with you?"
"Oh a gothspawn did me in"
"shit, those things are devastating... hope you'll be ok."
gothspawn by scaremyself February 3, 2010
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Gothspring 

The offspring of either a pair of emos, a goth and an emo, or a pair of goths. Toddlers will be referred to as Gothlings.
The happy family was blessed with 5 gothspring! However, the price to be paid for metal spike necklaces reached quite a high level.
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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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