Gordon 

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

Gordon by arealdude111 August 17, 2017

Gordon 

(Verb) To post multiple pics of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s) which are all tremendously done, at every conceivable chance you get...

Could also refer to Showing or Competing in shows with more than one of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)...

I was going to take just one car to the show but I decided to Gordon Su and took all of them. 😎

Gordon by Every day we go June 11, 2018

Gordon 

A Male Swirly Tabby Cat That Meows And Plays with Kittens.

This is Gordon

Gordon by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

Gordon 

He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly

Gordon is ugly

Gordon by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 14, 2019

Gordon 

Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.

Wow... I't felt like Gordon grabbed me and fucking healed my broken soul.

Gordon by BigTronco February 20, 2020

Gordon 

A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.

Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”

Gordon by Jzy23 May 9, 2020

Gordon 

A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.

That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!

Gordon by Arrival_ July 18, 2020