Goose

Geese are strange, mysterious animals with white fluffy feathers and orange beaks. The make wierd and annoying sounds that make people run away. Geese are also the best animals in the world and come under the definition of “slayer”. Geese always slay and their sexy honk make them slay even more.
Wow that goose is a slayer
by S L A Y E R November 21, 2019
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goosed it

He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it
by lolwoman July 4, 2007
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Goose

The bloke who owned this guitar before was a real goose. He fucked the tremolo up by tuning the guitar by turning the screws on the claw.
by drploppy August 6, 2020
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goosing it

To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.
Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.

One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
by Brian and John July 24, 2008
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Goose

Goose
/go͞os/
verb
1.
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.
"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."
by Sofizzle May 24, 2014
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The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
I Gave her the Goose.
by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007
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the goose

a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"
by the_legendy_gaggle November 20, 2010
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