the goods

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.

Dude, you got the goods?

by tainted December 30, 2004

Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

smell goods

Smell goods consist of anything used to cover up the odor of marijuana. Body sprays, colognes/perfumes, air fresheners, etc. are all "smell goods".

"We probably reek like reefer since we just hot boxed the car"
"Its all good, I brought some smell goods."

by I-B-Whirly March 5, 2008

dicks sporting goods

A store that sells sporting goods.

I went to dicks sporting goods to buy a baseball.

by softballcatch124 August 4, 2007

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008

black market goods

A grass roots arts collective in Albuquerque, NM. Artist owned BMG (for short) does not believe in charging for events, is very fair in pricing cos its run by artists, and is a great networking place. BMG is for artists, designers, models, fashion designers, musicians, dancers, and all forms of artists.

Loser 1: Hey did you go to that Black Market Goods Show last week?

Loser 2: No Im too cool for them.

Loser 1: Oh thats not cool, they're a good group and they slave for their art. 100% artist owned and opt'd they're a pretty cool group.

Loser 2: Oh wow that does sound pretty cool maybe I'll go to the next show.

by Omni-corn June 10, 2009

dick's sporting goods

A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!

Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?

Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!

by shadowm626 March 2, 2009