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Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.
When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023
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Goodbye

The second worst word in the human dictionary.

Means leaving someone or something, and sometimes never seeing them again.
It was nice seeing you Emily... goodbye.
by EmiilyMariieMMk September 26, 2008
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Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye
by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008
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goodbye

Term used to show people who will never see somebody again.
by AstheAG January 26, 2017
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Long Goodbye

Typically used to describe the last encounter between two friends, lovers, or family members before a long leave of absence (or in most cases, permanent).

Note: The literal saying of goodbyes doesn't necessarily have to be drawn out. "Long" only clarifies the fact that the people involved won't see each other again for a long time (if ever).
They said their long goodbyes before Tommy headed out west.

I hate the long goodbye.

I wish I had known that was the long goodbye. There's so much more I would have liked to say.
by MacktheKnife December 28, 2012
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Kiss your ass goodbye

It means that you're fucked beyond the point of return
Know how to use kiss your ass goodbye. when you need to use it
But for more information you can either go to the website www.Kissyourassgoodbye.org
Or call 1-800 kiss your ass goodbye.
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by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 26, 2020
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Minnesota goodbye

The Minnesota goodbye is the process Minnesotans go through when saying goodbye at a get together or party. The process is rarely short – normally it lasts between 10 and 30 minutes and involves commonplace conversations, often an extension of what folks were talking about earlier at the get-together.
The Minnesota goodbye kept them out standing in the cold until they had minor frostbite.
by DerekDansen February 6, 2022
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