guacamole

A Mexican food made from mashed avocados, diced tomatoes, among other things. Green in color and lumpy in texture.

If you ever go to the El Meson restaurant in Freehold, NJ, make sure you order the guacamole.

by Bill Bellamy May 31, 2007

guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.

person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

guacamole nazi

The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.

That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!

by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009

Fresh Guacamole

Using snot as lubrication

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.

by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010