Gorilla grip

The act of gripping the ice so hard you finish faster in the famous racing game Trackmania

You want to finish faster? Just use the Gorilla Grip technique

by Cipherstory September 27, 2023

Gorilucas

A rare species of albino gorilla usually found in Albertslund, Denmark.

"You are a Gorilucas" is the worst thing to be called.

A Gorilucas is a person who thinks he is "hot" and cool and good with the ladies. (Wich he is not, most of the time a Gorilucas is the opposite)

"You are a Gorilucas"

by niels_peder February 20, 2021

Gorilla Pimp

A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.

Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.

by DetroitRed May 29, 2022

working out with gorillas

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.

When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Gorilla Clap

A gorilla clap is for those moments where regular clapping isn't enough; situations including (but not limited to):
- moments of outrage, disbelief, or inebriation
- joy or exuberance because of success

The act of gorilla clapping is when an individual uses their feet, instead of their hands, to clap: toes touching toes, heels touching heels. Best performed while sitting. Gorilla claps can be just as loud as normal claps--BE CAREFUL not to gorilla clap too hard because your soles may be weak. Light gorilla clapping, at first, is a good way to get yourself prepared for fierce gorilla clapping stamina.

(Should one also clap with their hands, while they are gorilla clapping, than the act remains a gorilla clap.)

EXAMPLE 1
Friend 1: Dude you totally cock blocked us last night at Club Venue.
Friend 2: Impossible, I remember the evening entirely.
Friend 1: You started gorilla clapping in the club and all the girls thought you were crazy and drunk.
Friend 2: Whoops, I should not gorilla clap in public.

EXAMPLE2
*A grueling Mario Kart race ends with a decisive finish, the winner proceeds to gorilla clap and mocks the losers*

by dun dun dun dun--Code Red March 6, 2011

Gorillion

An undefined, comically large amount of something.

-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?

by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020

Gojio

When a man or a woman licks a man's butthole to his taint, to his balls, to the tip of the dick, in one, continuous lick.

Hey man this chick gave me a gojio last night, my butthole's itching for another one.

by Gojio at the Bellagio August 22, 2009