Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.

-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!

by Potatis November 17, 2018

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.

When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010

Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.

Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

go fuck yourself with a sausage

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011