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Gnarls Gnarlington

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).
"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).
by sterculus March 26, 2011
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Garlic Fries

Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.
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gnarlicious

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.
Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.
by papermachete November 11, 2005
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
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garlic pussy

Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.

Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.
Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!

Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!

Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!
by D3acon85 December 9, 2010
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garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"
by Radclyffe January 1, 2004
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garlic dog

god himself.
garlic dog is garlic god.
by --meow July 24, 2019
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