glockenstockin

Flappy bits of a chicken the goutee

Look at that chickens glockenstockins

by IAmSoSexyAndHaveTheBestGf December 2, 2024

Glokenapoopen

When you take a shit and destroy the toilet before you flush the shit down

"what happened to Mike?"
"He was on the toilet and did a glokenapoopen."

by CrackheadLarry April 3, 2024

glooken

The action of grundle juice dripping down into your underwear or when your grundle is greased up.

I’m glooken right now as we speak.

by Peepeejokes February 2, 2025

Glorken

An emotionally diverse and extremely offensive slur for weird people and Mounds Bar customers.
also a word for sucking penis

"dude bro, you're being such a fuckin' dorkin' glorken rn fr."
"is that a Mounds Bar? Joe, you're such a glorken"
"she glorken on my porken"

by Brayedin January 21, 2026

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021