glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

Gleeris

"gleeris" (guh-leer-ees) is the possessive form of the armenian word "Gleer" (guh-leer) which translates to dick in english.

"gleeris" is used by armenians (particularly western armenians, or lebanese armenians) much in the same way 'fuggedaboutit' is used by italian americans. its short for "gleeris chem tnel" which translates literally to "i wouldnt put it on my dick." but means more like "i dont care"

person a: "man, your eyes are real red. theyre gonna know"

person b: "whatever bro, gleeris"

by armenian hipster October 8, 2011

got glorious

bask in the splendor of the situation (or 'get' glorious!)

joe undid her front closure "braw" and got glorious !!

they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!

jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

Glorious

In the days of 2004, there lived a unique stoner. A stoner who was extremely talented in the ways of comedy. He had an original comedic style that no one can ever come close to. This young stoner had a head full of crazy and hilarious things that he would say and a favorite of everyone was "glorious". He would say this in an inimitable voice along with certain matchless hand movements. Dank Master T would say "glorious" when speaking of something truly wonderful, like the sweet sweet gange.

DMS: How was gettin head while blown off your ass?

Dank Master T: GLORIOUS!

by Dank Master DMS February 13, 2005

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

gloriousness

A new version of swag

Man: hey ur a dumbo and you are addicted to swag nub lolololo
d00d: No im nawt sweg im Glorious. me haz gloriousness

by WAZZUPBRUH April 18, 2014

Glorious Tricycle

When you have such a close friend that your wife or husband has to accept that they will forever be an essential part of your relationship

The glorious tricycle of my buddy, my wife, and I all went on vacation together because we all enjoy each others company.

by mrthelaxer June 11, 2018