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Girl's Lacrosse 

A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, it's surprising they don't make the team tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently girls are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I'm sure many people would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.
Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
PLayer: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"Then why don't we wear helmets in Girl's Lacrosse!"
Girl's Lacrosse by Catrin June 20, 2006

Nobody's Girl 

When you are at a party and there is a girl there that nobody is trying to hook up with.
Dude 1: Hey man I see you putting in work on Emma.
Dude 2: Nah I have a girlfriend now, I can't be doing that shit.
Dude 1: So....that's nobody's girl?
Nobody's Girl by CJRage December 4, 2011

Kason’s Girl 

Kasons girl is normally pretty and funny. She is kind hearted and artistic. She’s just a good person to be around.
Guy1- Wow she’s really nice
Guy2- yeah no wonder she’s Kason’s girl
Kason’s Girl by August2011 December 15, 2018

girl's property 

A girl's property is her boyfriend's dick

Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy
gf: "Don't you dare touch my property"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*

or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"
girl's property by neo22 November 5, 2021

a girl's hobby 

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure
girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby
a girl's hobby by nohano February 22, 2022

best friend's girl 

(boy1) "hmm, i really like this girl
(boy2) "but isn't that your best friend's girl ?"
(boy1) "yeah so?"
(boy2) "bro don't even go there"