A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
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Dude: Brooo chad and I totally just had ghost sex last night!! You should’ve seen the look on the b*tches face!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
by Clivebix August 19, 2021
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A pleasant surprise. You let one rip, but it sounds wet and sloppy. Then your mind tricks you into feeling warm and wet back there, like you just shit your pants. When you get the chance to check you find yourself crap free and greatly relieved. The rest of the day awesome because you dodged the trouser chili.
by Dave is Awesome February 19, 2019
Get the Ghost Shart mug.1. Involuntarily turning off your alarm clock without your conscious awareness either within 15 minutes before the anticipated ring time, or during its first ring.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
*A student walks into class late and sits next to his buddy.*
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
by Kesoboy July 3, 2009
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by AOCJr November 16, 2006
Get the ghost shot mug.You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..
"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"
by footfarmer September 27, 2005
Get the Ghost shit mug.1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.
"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"
by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009
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