Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

Gerror

A Gay Error

Often occuring to gay people

"My gay porn site has frozen up!"
"Thats a major gerror!"

by The Dugler March 7, 2008

geritroll

An old person who travels through the neighborhood talking to anyone who will listen.

Sorry Mom, but Mabel is a geritroll and she wouldn't quit talking.

by BeaLeager August 22, 2009

Getrofffirst

A very handsome man that likes to please a woman sexually before being pleased

Getrofffirst is more than a name, but a way of life

by FranklinMuse February 4, 2010

geotrophic

Geotrophic is the North American version of the French word terrior but scientific in nature. Differences in wind, temperature, soil conditions can all be quantified when describing the geotrophic conditions of different wineries.

The subltle differences in wines from Sonoma Pinot Noir grapes can be attributed to geotrophic diffences in the soil acidity, average rainfall, average windspeed and average temperature which affect the growth and taste of the grapes.

by Rumrunner April 28, 2010

Gertraw

To go on a one day beach trip. Typically used by North Carolinians

My family and I just went on a gertraw down to the OBX

by Yessireeman September 17, 2021

Gertcosh

A derogatory word use against pabors.

wow you’re such a dipshit
Man I didn’t think I had to say this, but you’re just a little gertcosh

by Poath Pood July 5, 2022