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Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.
Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.
by neolojisms April 29, 2011
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Gerror

A Gay Error

Often occuring to gay people
"My gay porn site has frozen up!"
"Thats a major gerror!"
by The Dugler March 7, 2008
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Sorry Mom, but Mabel is a geritroll and she wouldn't quit talking.
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Getrofffirst is more than a name, but a way of life
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geotrophic

Geotrophic is the North American version of the French word terrior but scientific in nature. Differences in wind, temperature, soil conditions can all be quantified when describing the geotrophic conditions of different wineries.
The subltle differences in wines from Sonoma Pinot Noir grapes can be attributed to geotrophic diffences in the soil acidity, average rainfall, average windspeed and average temperature which affect the growth and taste of the grapes.
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Gertraw

To go on a one day beach trip. Typically used by North Carolinians
My family and I just went on a gertraw down to the OBX
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Gertcosh

A derogatory word use against pabors.
wow you’re such a dipshit
Man I didn’t think I had to say this, but you’re just a little gertcosh
by Poath Pood July 5, 2022
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