jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Gerkin

Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.

"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."

by pete finlay April 15, 2003

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

by TeenyWeeny25 November 3, 2020

gerkin-sexual

The sexuality towards kerbals from kerbal space program

guys im gerkin-sexual

by gerkinjerkin May 23, 2021