gerbilnaut

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling

It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.

by Solly Jim December 15, 2008

Gelbing

The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.

We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.

by gags0902 October 31, 2011

gerpin

(n.) a ferret

“omg your gerpin is so cute!”

by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020

Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

Gelbin Reyes Lopez

An absolute hunk who has a rizz level of 1000. He is known as chrizzt in earth and can pull anybody within seconds. Even when his drip is shit anybody including men will be swooned over. There is no hiding from this sexy beast. He will find you and he will smash 💯

Gelbin reyes lopez smashed 13 girls last night. Classic gelbin W

by Booty Ass kid January 25, 2023

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009