Gerber

Something so simple that it's for babies, just like Gerber baby food.

That test was freakin' Gerber!

by stop it loser March 24, 2011

Gerber

1) To be easy

Syn= baby food, piece of cake

*francisco= yo cuddy how was that chemistry test.
*miguel= that shit was gerber
*francisco= oh aii man is it really gerber or semi gerber
*miguel= is that peach flavor gerber... soggy but easy to swallow
*francisco= YEA BUDDY ima a's that test

by idonotgototheupperacademy May 25, 2011

Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

Gerbert

The kind of guy who always puts you down and hates you but his charisma level is over 9000 making him irresistible the worst friend ever and he takes everything away from you but I must once again make it clear that he is so confident in his actions that it makes it hard to dislike him but LET ME BE CLEAR HE IS THE WORST FROG I HAVE EVER MET but he's so nice to everybody

Hey gerbert how you doing

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

Gerber

A gerber or a dutty gerber is a gross and nasty lookin shordy.
It can also be used to describe a man who does not practice maintaining health and preventing disease.

Yo my cro, that shordy over there is a dutty gerber.
She saggin, and being lookin like a gerber.

by Jackson gribaldo March 10, 2019

Dirty Gerber

While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty butter. Way to go Eli!

Man, this toast tastes funny, "it's probably from that Dirty Gerber I made last night.

by Captain Terrwilliger September 22, 2008

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003