furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.

Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.

by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019

Genophobia

Fear of sex.

Chris doesn't get any action because his girlfriend says she has Genophobia.

by Rabiez August 5, 2008

Gopher

Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.

They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.

Everyone know that Mike is the gopher here, we even use him as a foot stool sometimes.

by PeachyKi October 28, 2011

Gopher Hollin It

When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.

I have to go to the bathroom, I'm gopher hollin it.

by Jeff Jr January 31, 2008

Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

Gopher

A user of the programming language Go, created by Google. The brain behind the language basically describes Gophers as retarded children and I quote "They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt."

I am a Gopher and Rob is our Lord.

by CrazyDev November 14, 2021