Table Genie

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::

by au4040 December 12, 2006

Genfivver

A Pokémon player that believes that the 5th generation series of games far exceeds those of previous generations and future generations of games. This is mostly due to gen 5 being critically acclaimed games due to their great story telling, which created the stans of gen 5.

"Dude, just because you're genfivver doesn't mean you should hate on the new Diamond and Pearl remakes"

by themagic18 February 26, 2021

Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

by The real Bread Genie May 26, 2021

Genuity

The real deal! Having genuine character. Sounds way better than genuineness.

Abigail makes people fall hard for her genuity.

by Cajon October 3, 2010

genielle

an amazing person who loves everyone else for their personality. the luckiest girl in the world

genielle was the best person i ever met

by katekatbar12 January 9, 2010

genuine love

Love without hypocrisy, makes our life filled with joy and meaning in life. Unselfish actions for the benefits of others.

He showed genuine love by taking care of his mate and his family and his friends. He didn’t just like teaching others, he showed genuine love for those he was teaching.

by J0m0l0 December 3, 2017

Steaming Genie

When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.

He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.

by Anlah Halle Aislynne Ozone January 16, 2009