Geneva Forbes

A really hot girl who I wish would let me get in their pants but is really just a stuck up bitch

Boy one: god, she's a real Geneva Forbes

Boy two: yeah, she's a real stuck up bitch but still really hot!

by Lombard1234 March 16, 2011

Geneva Style

To use a friends year old condom to have sex for the first time in the middle of the woods on a bed of pine needles.

Nick: Hey Cody can I have that condom is your wallet that you’re never going to use. I think its going to happen GENEVA STYLE!!!

Cody: Sure man no problem

Nick: Hey Meghan would you like to go for a walk in the woods?

by Lets just say Tyler C May 4, 2009

Geneva Convention

A suggestion.

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

Geneva, NY

Geneva. Everyone over age 60 refers to it as a quaint little town on beauitful Seneca Lake. I have only been in Geneva 3 months and these things I already know. 1) The only source of entertainment if you are not retired and you don't drink is to walk downtown or go to Wal Mart and look at the werid people who go there. 2) There is no Starbucks, but when you say that to someone they respond with "we have Dunkin' Donuts" THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING! 3) Just because there is a really nice college here, I have yet to meet one of the students who isn't obnoxious. 4) It does have a nice lake and that's really the only thing it has going for it.

"How did you end up in Geneva, NY?"-Geneva Person
"I ask myself the same damn question"-Me

by CaliGrl4Life October 29, 2011

Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019

Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

Geneva, NY

Its a small town on Seneca Lake, which you wouldn't even pay attention to if you were driving through, but its alot more then some small town. Its mad ghetto, and shit spreads faster than a wild fire. The majority of kids are two-faced. Most of the "cool kids" are sluts, or ass holes. The kids who aren't always get sucked into drama, or picked on by the brats. I live here, so I know. The majority of the kids lose their virginity by 9th grade, if not then earlier. But there's something about Geneva that you gotta love. Maybe its Cams, and its amazing pizza, or the Ice skating rink, where everyone goes. And despite all the shit that goes down, and how ghetto it is, there's something kind of wonderful about it.

Ghetto Geneva, NY kid: Ayo you got the biggest damn head I ever seen.
White girl: Aye shut up.
Ghetto kid: I'll kick yo damn ass bitch!!
White girl: ..... I love you!!
Ghetto kid: aye thats wut i thought..

by Im right and you knoww it.. February 6, 2012