genrist

From the words racist and sexist, comes a new -ist word. A genrist is someone who things some or one music genre is superior to another, just as a racist would think their race is better than another. Most genrists consist of people who love rap, but hate anything that includes a guitar, while some genrists believe that anything that rap shouldn't be considered music and is a disgrace. However, genrists consist of all different combinations in interests.

Dick: I hate rap and hip-hop. It's so stupid.

Jane: How can you hate rap and hip-hop? You're such a genrist. If you hate rap and hip-hop, what do you like? Rock?

Dick: Ha! That's even worse!

Jane: Then what the hell do you listen to?

Dick: Country and emo, duh.

by Vanillamayor April 4, 2009

genrism

the prejudice that members of one music genre are intrinsically superior to members of other genre

Genrism is when people us words like emo, gothic, etc. to describe music.

by T. V. H. January 25, 2009

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

to geir

Geiring is when you tell somebody that they have nothing to do or if you're acting very silly.

A few examples of the verb to geir:

- Haha, you've got nothing to do.
- Stop geiring!

- Stop geiring in public, you son of a gun.

by Floppy4all December 8, 2009

one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.

We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

by TinyCastleGuy July 23, 2019

geir

The most fantastic and amazing kind of person to ever exist. Extremely smart and witty, and all around charming to interact with, Geir is most definitely the top choice in lifelong happiness for all seeking such a thing. With an endless amount of talent overflowing from a brain so amazing that all else seems dimwitted in comparison, Geir is the epitome of perfection and will attract the love an attention from anyting Geir comes in contact with. Men and women swoon for his sexual appeal, but only a lucky few could ever be so blessed as to actually experience such intense amazement!

HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE MOST GEIR. THATS SO AWESOME!

by pipedreams October 8, 2010

Geriactasm

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.

by Shane McGehee November 26, 2009