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Geese: High level duck
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.
"Ah man! Those geese just ate the crust of my sandwich!"
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."
Geese by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024

Geese Moot 

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive
Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it
Geese Moot by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011

Geese goose 

A much better way of saying a people person
Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
Geese goose by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020

Geese Man 

Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.
Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*
Geese Man by Alios735 December 3, 2020

Geese Howard

The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.
Geese didn't get enough enough milk in his coffee. Geese snapped the waitress' fucking neck.
Geese Howard by Kaz January 1, 2004

geese session 

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.
a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.
geese session by $ Dogg November 12, 2004