Gassassin

A person who knocks another over using nothing but flatulence.

Person #1: Man, that was brutal. I fell out of my chair.
Person # 2: Yeah, he's a Gassassin.

by pilotgeg February 16, 2010

gasserole

a casserole, or other hot dish, that causes a bad case of gas or an intestinal holocaust.

Aunt Cheryl's holiday gasserole wreaked havoc on our drive home.

by camarks December 26, 2009

Gary Gears

The extreme changing of gears. Focused mainly on a Honda Civic, brings both the clutch and synchromesh to the brink of destruction.

oh no, not gary gears

by Lee-Smith November 21, 2010

dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.

yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020

gassner

A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.

"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"

Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."

by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009

Gessa

A nick name for Genesis; a clumsy, hilarious, but hot person; a curly haired girl; not spelled jessa; another word for lemonade iced tea

I drank a cup of gessa today, it was refreshing

my hair is so gessa right now! it's so freakin pretty!

I just pulled a gessa joke.

by straight upp geee. April 1, 2010

gassing it

When bitches make shit more than the shit needs to be.

"Yeah me and him fought, but we only slapped, niggas gassing it up so now everyone thinks it was a fist fight"

by Tars_95 March 27, 2016