Will not shut the fuck up about the government or how bad his car is (and yet he claims it is better than mine).
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.
by BigBoiMac9459 April 8, 2023
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Garrett is the most athletic guy in howland, he is so hot and sexy me and all my friends would pay to fuck him.
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I love you garrett!!
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