An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.
(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."
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An unwanted and overwhelming mess or entanglement which often elicits feelings of frustration and/or (ARGHHH) while simultaneously consuming time.
a spilled ash tray; tangled wires; Polak names; firey car crashes; cluttered tables; two midgets humping a unicorn;a pile of dead babies. These are all examples of a garglamesh.
by soft bunnys August 28, 2007
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Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.
by Santi August 4, 2005
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Get the Gargamel mug.1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.
2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.
3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.
3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
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by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003
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