Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

garfunk

down bad, gross, someone who is ugly, an insult you just don’t want to be called

He’s so garfunk

That food tastes garfunk

the party is garfunk

by alitaylor3 December 9, 2021

grunked

the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.

" i totally grunked her up man!"

by CH77 June 18, 2009

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012