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Garfield Complex

A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna
i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week

*yea i know bad example
by ChronoSapien December 31, 2011
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Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.
Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.
by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016
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Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.
Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.
by Fasters February 6, 2022
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Andrew Garfield

A person who is definitely not in No Way Home. Kevin Feige did not force me to write this I swear…
“I heard Andrew Garfield is in No Way Home
Shut the fuck up before Kevin Feige…”
*gun shots*
by Wick826 November 24, 2021
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Garfield

This fictional orange cat is commonly attributed to hating Mondays, loving lasagna and being a couch potato.
A lesser known fact is that he is also gay, and transgender.
Early life: Garfield was born and raised a girl but later realized he did not conform to such assignment, and came out to hes family at the age of 16.
Mid life: Garfield Discovers his love of lasagna, and attractive men, as well as meeting his life long friends, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
Late life: Garfield's dear friend, Odie dies at the age of 78, and so does Jon, only a year later, leaving Garfield heartbroken. He died, sad and alone 6 years later, at the age of 84.
None of his friends or family are still around for his funeral, but it is said he was buried with a pan of lasagna, as he had requested long ago.
After Death: People still celebrate his memory, eating lasagna, and reading his comics, ad i'm sure he smiles upon this earth, except on Mondays.
Garfield; Comic book character
Garfield; Lasagna cat
by Nubus101 March 28, 2022
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garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie
Garfield and Friends was one of the best cartoons
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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Andrew Garfield

the most handsome spiderman in the world,s.w.a.g 😋
Andrew Garfield,the most handsome man and the best spiderman in the world
by spideybsf December 29, 2021
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