New Guinea Gaspump

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.

"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

Gapping Out

Its is to be lost in space, to have very little brain function and have no awareness of what is going on around you. Commonly happens when a person is stoned/and or driving.

Person One: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Person Two: "No sorry I was gapping out"

by Trizzzz April 25, 2006

GappyV

The act of losing your Pokémon in a nuzlocke because you didn't pay attention to the typing/moveset of the opposing Pokémon

Person 1: I JUST GAPPYVED MY GARCHOMP NOOOO I WAS'T PAYING ATTENTION

Person 2: FishMoley Clap

by FatherOfTheMorning October 19, 2021

Gapplebee's

When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.

Dale: "Yeah Last night Michael took my ass to Gapplebee's he put like 10 counties on me."

by ThatDudeTookMeToGapplebees June 30, 2018

Gapplication

The 1-page application found primarily in the services and retail sectors, commonly picked up at the counter and filled out directly onsite.

"Are you hiring for the holidays? I'd like a Gapplication please."

by superkathryn August 15, 2010

Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

Gayppuccino

The green matcha cappuccino thing that your wife likes to drink. Looks gay as shit and kind of like Shrek's swamp.

1. I just had a gayppuccino with my wife's son. It was delicious!

2. I could punch a nazi for a gayppuccino right now.

3. Honey, could you please make me a gayppuccino? I still have to do my hair before my date with Logan, I don't want to be late. Oh and please vacuum the floors while I'm gone. Nooo, I won't have sex with Logan in OUR bedroom, are you crazy? Logan booked a hotel room for me and him. Wish me luck, I love you, bye.

by mmmilikeyou August 8, 2023