Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 7, 2005

gandalf

The sexy old man of LOTR. although hes completely gay, he doesn't go for his co-worker, and also gay elijah wood. (elijah's with sam!!)

Gandalf is the fucking coolest old man ive ever seen.

by duxchic17 May 16, 2004

gandalf

A marijuana pipe.

I've got a gandalf in the car if you want a hit.

by JimmyCurn1 January 13, 2008

Gandalfing

A Sex act that entails spreading ones asshole and yelling “You Shall Not Pass!” directly into it.

Kerry (a short squat hobbit looking girl) is bent over by a man that looks like Ellen Degeneres. He spreads her asshole and yells YOU SHALL NOT PASS directly into it. He has just gandalfed her. He has done the sex act Gandalfing.

by Tizms September 28, 2017

Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard

I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.

by stubblehead August 10, 2016

Gandalf

The act of shooting seaman on a women's chin area so that it drips off looking like the long white beard of Gandalf.

Great Gandalf, your seaman makes me look like an old wizard

by Titsmcgeesax October 7, 2010

Gandalfing

Verb; To Gandalf.
Is the act of denying an opponent's pass, shot or cross during competitive play by means of solid blocking.
Is most notably and skilfully executed by UNSW women's football players.

'Did you see her? She totally Gandalfed the shit out of that Nowra chick's shot'
or
"Look at how bad Apia are at Gandalfing"

by UNSW November 3, 2012