Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

by Trevor May 10, 2003

garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.

I Garfunkled on her back

by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015