GAK

One who does things for no apparent reason, without understanding their situation.

A formal greeting among friends

Someone who has what we call "Sugar tourettes", on a sugar high and says things at random
Friend -Hey jeff i heard you were planning on studying later with jamey right?
Jeff- GAK!

Hey jeff whats up? GAK!

Hey jamesy poo, i got you a valentines day present. GAK! SHAMAGALA
by Mysterious Jeff February 13, 2009
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style, suave. sometimes used to describe cool people/things that are gay :)
girl 1: ooh, that jacket has such gak.
girl 2: yeah and the girl wearing it is queen gak
girl 1: the entire look is gakity gak gak
by lilthot42 September 19, 2018
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Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
by jefeljefe January 04, 2010
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A word used in central Scotland (Perth and Kinross, Fife, Stirlingshire) to describe an unsociable and annoying person. Synonymous with 'dick' or 'twat'.
Person A - "You know that John guy?"
Person B - "Aw yeah he's an actual gak, he needs hit."
by Your Maw's Maw December 23, 2012
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VERB Take without permission, usually from someone else's blog or live journal.
John liked the new quiz on Maria's blog so much he decided to gak it.
by jes December 03, 2003
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A person that hates complainers.
I was bitching, then that Gaks told me to shut up.
by The One You Love to Hate July 10, 2009
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the action when you make a face of disgust when the drips from snorting cocaine starts to go down your throat. if you dont clench your throat, and you let it down, you get the nastiest feeling in the world
person 1- snort!!!!!!!
(about 2 minutes later)
person 1- ewww gak! yuck!
person 2- yup, gotta love those drips
by danman12791 December 15, 2007
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