crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

Young Gripper

A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

Stopped by Chick-Fil-A, got myself a Young Gripper, feelin' pretty good.

by Confirmologist6969 June 11, 2020

Bar Gripper

A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.

Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015

Vice Gripper

An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.

Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.

No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015

Ground Gripper

Nasty disgusting dirty feet that someone uses to grip the ground when they walk.

Ayo shawty put them ground grippers away

by Beekmaster21 January 5, 2022

Young gripper

The term, as made popular by social media personality "Mr Hotspot", refers to any sandwich of any kind or cheesesteak-like sandwich which is undeniably very delicious, or "delicioso" as he often says. Both distinctions are absolutely mandatory & required to qualify as a "young gripper": it must be a sandwich or handheld sandwich-like food, & it must be verifiably delicious.

Takes bite of absolutely tasty sandwich*
"Wowzers.. That's a young gripper!"

by Soodoh Nym August 13, 2023

Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.

-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.

by An popsicle October 3, 2018