Carter Gram

A really overpriced gram of weed.

Person A: I paid 35 for this, is that a good deal?
Person B: Nah bro, you bought a whole carter gram.

by moz_11235 October 25, 2020

The Gram

Slang for instagram.

I can't take the picture with all that clutter in the background. You know I'm posting this on The Gram!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.

Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016

ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

by YAWA October 19, 2017

Gramberts

Menopausal to post-menopausal women who have thrown away their premarin since they discovered Adam Lambert. They don't know what has come over them, but it's like Elvis has been reborn in the body of this young gay Idol. They are stalking him at concerts, saving the Rolling Stone cover shot to their screen saver and talking on forums about Adamgasms. They believe they have found the cure for menopause.

DO NOT get the way of those Gramberts waiting for Adam to come out of the trailer - they have been up all night and will take your arm off to sniff his hair.

by IluvAdam August 23, 2009

grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)

The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer

by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019

Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018