Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

by ammorningstar April 21, 2009

Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009

Goygle it

A term used to ask a Gentile person to Google a really simple concept.

Under-educated Gentile guy: Dude, explain again why Jews don’t display Christmas lights.
Exasperated Jewish guy: Dude, just Goygle it

by eggybagel November 5, 2009

goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

by T.J. Dubz July 27, 2011

googled'it

masterbating to online porn until you pop your load

I was maserbating online all day until I finally googled'it.
I googled'it all over my computer.
I cant wait to get home and google'it to this new website I found.

by coolbreeze777 August 1, 2011

As It Googles Out

As it turns out when Googled.

Hey I looked up the last king of England today, and As It Googles Out, it was william III.

by jeffbo May 6, 2011

Run it through the googler

When you google something

“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”

by frankie & the flamethrowers October 25, 2018