glub glub

1.oh fuck im drowning
2.drowned
3. famous catchphrase of 1969 serial killer, gort

1. glub glub glub glub glub
2.yea, Jonathan glub glubbed
3. glub glub *is stabbed to death*

by the master of glub March 30, 2022

Goldbond

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006

Jeff Goldblum

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

Whoopi Goldberg

The black Bugs Bunny.

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!

by Lily Skie February 19, 2008

droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

Dr. Brandy Goldberg

Dr. Brandy Goldberg is one of the leading Pharmacologists of our generation, and inspiration to the younger generation on reddit.

My name is Dr. Brandy Goldberg. Purdue Pharma, CT. I have a PhD in Pharmacology. Google me if you want to read my autobiography.

by The Dictionary Beast April 3, 2021

goldbricking

To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".

Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.

by The Colonel August 5, 2003