god church 

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

god church by santa is not real April 22, 2018

God church 

Some fucking stupid shit Jake Paul said

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

God church by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017

god church 

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

god church by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

God church 

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

God church by PariD123 August 24, 2018

God Church 

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

God Church by kendiK April 16, 2019

God Church 

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

God Church by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

like a god church 

A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"

"And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

like a god church by Smarticle Particle June 18, 2017